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| This is what he says, but what does this mean? |
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| Written by Ingrid | ||||||
| Monday, 03 November 2008 12:03 | ||||||
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He says : Will you marry me? Translation : My both roommates moved away, I don't have a washing machine, neither somebody to refill my empty fridge with beer. He says : Let's go and take your car! Translation : Mine is full with beer dozes, wrap from fast-food and the most important thing...I don't have anymore gas! He says : Yes, of course, my treasure! Translation : It doesn't mean anything. It's only an automatism, as normal as a drooling dog. He says : Good idea! Translation : It won't work! And all day long I'll pretend that I like it only for your sake! He says : Did you take your salary? Translation : I spent the last money on an electric screwdriver. He says : I heard you, but I'm like this only because I have so many things on my mind... Translation : I have always wonder if the next door blondie warns a bra...or not. He says : For some time I'm doing a lot of sport. Translation : My remote control is destroyed and I have to stand up constantly to change channels! He says : Did you know that I had already read all the classics? Translation : I have had a subscription to the Playboy magazine since 1972. He says : You cook as good as my mother. Translation : She's using however the classic oven... He says : You look astonishing! Translation : If you're changing one more time I think I'll die of hunger!
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