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Now How to Avoid Being "Just Friends"? |
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Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:04 |
 There's a lot to love in this list of six signs you’ve fallen into the “friend zone”, but while we're at it, why not try to find the point where we made the mistake to end up here, and then see what we could do differently? Follow along with the list, guys: When your date mentions that she is seeing someone else: your mistake was in not making it clear that you thought of the two of you as being "serious"! In any case, when it gets this far, move to the dump stage. Try to end it gracefully. Your date brings up sex, when you havn't had sex yet: When this happens, you have about five seconds to wiggle out of your clothes and jump her bones. This is the very last subtle hint that she's ready for sex right now, and if you don't make it happen right now, you're dead from the waist down in her book.
She lets you see her sweaty/dirty, etc.: That's it, relationship's over. You didn't make your move soon enough.
Saying "gee, thanks": She's not impressed! She's telling you to sweep her off her feet and rock her world, and you're being her timid little polite bellhop. You've got five seconds to Hulk out, or get lost.
The "buddy" or "brother" title: Your bad. If you act like a buddy or a brother to a woman, she will think of you that way! You should have already made it clear that you're not looking for a sister.
She tells you she's not interested: Well, then, the time has come to move on. At least you didn't mess up the above five items so badly that she couldn't even tell that that's what you're looking for. Try to end it gracefully.
Jodie Brittain
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How to Care for an Introverted Partner |
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Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:04 |
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I will continue the series on how women can be better girlfriends/wives next week, but thought I’d pass along what my brother (who’s an introvert) emailed me. He says it’s so true! |
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Part I: How to be a Better Girlfriend/Wife |
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Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:04 |
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photo by imru2b12 at stock.xchng
(I did an article on how men can be better boyfriends/husbands. It’s time to turn the tables!)
I love how men are mostly the same. All. the. time.
I’m talking about feelings. They feel pretty much the same every day.
It’s a refreshing predictability that is so foreign to me…
That I’ve really [...] |
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Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You |
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Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:04 |
**Funny story over at holytaco.com
Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:
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You'll Get Her Attention Alright... |
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Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:04 |
 While we like the idea expressed by Official Dating Resource's suggestion to compose a funny and cocky subject line that will stand out like a beacon in a woman's in-box, we kind of don't like the tactic presented. That challenge mentality only works on some kinds of women. But there's lots of other tricks that you can use to break the ho-hum monotony of reading online dating replies: The Seinfeld subject. A complete non-sequitur like "How do you get egg yolk stains out of a shag rug?" or "By any chance, do you work for a bathtub grouting company?"
The Third-Party gambit. "Could you help me figure out this other woman's profile? I think I like her but I'm not sure."
There's something on your face! Or, the online version, "You misspelled 'platonic'." "Can I help you correct the red-eye in your photo?" or "Why does your email point to 'collegecamgirls.com'?"
Start a debate. "Your profile had me right up until you advocated for global warming research." or "Why in God's name do you like Michael Crichton novels?"
Or make it a True Daily Double: "I bet you can't seduce me in 24 hours!"
Jodie Brittain
Slinky Dating Australia
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