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Written by Marius Toma   
Monday, 16 July 2007
In US, New York City, there is a very interesting shop from which women can buy men as future partners. When you enter in there you'll see a little plaque with complete explanations about buying and behaving for all women who enter in the shop:

                             Goods can be watch only one time!
There is 6 floors with men having different characteristics. Women can pick a man from a certain floor or to step by the next level. The rule says they can't go back.  So,  on  the  first floor it's written:
                                             1st floor
                                   These men have jobs.

On the second floor all women will read:
                                             2nd floor
                            These men have jobs and love children.

On the third floor there is a more appealing offer
:
                                             3rd  floor
           These men have jobs, love  children and  they  are good looking.


"Uau! ", but women step forward knowing that the offer on the next level will be a better one! On the fourth floor it's written:
                                             4th floor     
   These men have jobs, love children, they are very sexy and help in the kitchen.


"Oh, my Good!", women said very happy. " I can wait to see what's next!". Most of women go to the next level. On the fifth floor they can read:
                                             5th floor
These  men  have  jobs,  love  children,  they  are  very  attractive,  help  in the everyday  house  work  and  they  are  extremely  romantic.


All women are tempted to stop right here, but all of them think that on the next floor will find something more interesting. They refuse this offer and go to the sixth floor where it's written:
                                            6th floor
You are visitor number 31456012 of this floor. There is no men in here. This floor exists only to demonstrate how difficult is to please women. Welcome to our shop where you can buy men!


                               Sale:  You can buy  women!

A new shop was opened right across the street. The first floor offers women who are enjoying doing sex, on the second floor are women crazy for sex and football. On the third floor nobody has arrived yet!!!

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