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Written by E.I.Anca
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Thursday, 12 July 2007 |
To a party. He: Do you have hair on your chest? She: No. He: Then you have a lower-necked dress!
He: What are you doing when you are into a red Porsche and in front of you appears a red pig which you can't avoid it , and behind you there is an helicopter which can't fly?
She: I get off the carussel.
What is that which is 15 cm. long and has the entire admiration from women?
A 100 Euro banknote.
Susanne, 16, asks her mother: Mom, can you give me a flash light tonight?
M:You need it for what?
S:We are meeting some guys tonight into the park to have fun.
M: When I was young I was doing like that.
S: It seems like daddy was doing the same thing!...
A man has to buy from the market bio vegetables for his wife. He is looking all over the place, but he doesn't find anything.
Although he asks a salesman: The vegetables are for my wife. Are they sprinkled with toxic substances?
S: I'm so sorry, but you have to do this by you self!?
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