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Some things you must know about him before both of you are making love!!! PDF Print E-mail
Written by Martha Aurelia Coman   
Friday, 16 November 2007
1. His complete name - from the birth certificate and not the one from the chat...Mr. Love
2. If it's true that his girlfriend dumped him or she has only left him alone to spend the weekend to a spa.
3. If he warns socks with Snoopy or boxers with Donald Duck. As much as Homer Simpson don't have to appear in your bed...

4. If his ex-girl still has the key from his apartment.

5. What does the girl in front of him want to say by: "Court is  only 500 m. from here!"

6.  Where did he install the web cam?

7. If he has hidden porn magazines and other kinky stuffs under his bed.

8. What does it mean to him Celine Dion albums, erotic movies  and  the "Cornelius" card member?

9. If he's using condom when you're making love or he is a huge admirer of sado-maso games...

 10. If he's expecting you in the morning with croissants and grapes or he ignores you until you decide to leave.

11. If he cleans the apartment only for you or the bedroom pillows have always to be sorted by size and color.

12. He can and does have an erection even without Viagra...

13. If his hair is natural.

14. If he knows how important is for a woman a bra.

15. If his dog or cat (about which he brags about the love he gives toward those) listen to him or he needs police help to quite down.
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