Sex War : The oldest human conflict
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This is what he says, but what does this mean? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Keith L. Papas   
Tuesday, 28 August 2007
Will you marry me?
My both roommates  moved away, I don't have a washing machine, neither somebody to refill my empty fridge with beer.

Let's go and take your car!
Mine is full with beer dozes, wrap from fast-food and the most important thing...I don't have anymore gas!

Yes, of course, my  treasure!
It doesn't mean anything. It's only an automatism, as normal as a drooling dog.

Good idea!
It won't work! And all day long I'll pretend that I like it only for your sake!

Did you take your salary?
I spent the last money on an electric screwdriver.

I heard you, but I'm like this only because I have so many things on my mind...
I have always wonder if the next door blondie warns a bra...or not.

For some time I'm doing a lot of sport.
My remote control is destroyed and I have to stand up constantly  to change channels!

Did you know that I had already read all the classics?
I have had a subscription to the Playboy magazine since 1972.

You cook as good as my mother.
She's using however the classic oven...

You look astonishing!
If you're changing one more time I think I'll die of hunger!



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